*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
If you guys are bored you can shoot me ideas for birthday gifts for my boyfriend? :D He’s a big sports person. I’ve also madly procrastinated gift shopping. Heeeeeelp?
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Anonymous asked: You tumblr hasnt been as good lately.
Did any one else notice that Demi Lovato came out...
I mean… I know it’s extensions… But still.
I remember this one time I thought I looked super French girl because I braided my hair into a low chignon and wore a colorful scarf with a pale blue boat neck shirt… What was wrong with me?
That moment lean down to grab something and you think you’re going to burp so you open your mouth a bit and it turns out to be avid reflex instead and you end up throwing up a little.